Hollywood’s great at making us root for relationships that shouldn’t work. But some of them really shouldn’t work. The Nerve imagines if the following couples moved in next-door: Beauty and the Beast : No, I’m not kissing a dog … he’s really a prince! I swear! Buffy and Angel (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) : She’s 16, and he’s more than 200, and, oh yeah, dead. So it’s illegal in multiple ways, and creepy, too.

Dexter and Rita (Dexter) : “The baseline for a successful relationship should be just a bit higher than ‘did not kill significant other today.’” Don Draper and Anyone (Mad Men) : You’re either rooting for a guy to leave his wife and kids, or rooting for a wife to stay with a philandering guy who lies to her about his own name. George Michael and Maeby (Arrested Development) : They’re sweet, they’re awkward … and they’re cousins (sort of). For more, check the source.